Vacation Log 2
The boys are singing some of the most racist things I have ever heard. I just wanted another hour of sleep before breakfast but noooooo; when the are up all hope is lost.
This hotel bed is not very soft, I’m actually surprised because they are usually really comfortable. Mmph. I miss him.
Breakfast here seems legit. They have Danishes and bagels and hot tea. I excited but I’m also cold.
I don’t even know why I’m making these.
Not into Avengers stuff at all, but I’m laughing my ass off at this.
Oh, Norse mythology, oh you.
Laughing. So. Hard.
OH GOD CRYING.
i laughed so hard at norse mithology
don´t forget the fact he gave the worse to his dad as a gift
I’m wearing a shirt that reads “Kill Me”.
If you saw me at a party or on the street would you promptly murder me?
What about if I had a few drinks? What if I was walking alone at night?
I’m guessing that you wouldn’t if you’re a sane individual.
The cops wouldn’t overlook your crime because of what I’m wearing because that’s silly. I wasn’t literally asking for you to kill me based on my choice of clothing. Who would take that defense seriously?
My friends wouldn’t blame me for being murdered and my killer would be behind bars almost instantly.
So, why is it okay to rape someone because they’re wearing revealing clothes? Why does THEIR choice of clothing excuse THEIR attacker?
It doesn’t. You’re silly if you think otherwise.
The less guilt on the attacker. The more guilt on victim.
Stop. Victim. Blaming.
I went hours on end without being depressed.
I skateboarded down a hill and turned without falling.
I made him lunch; Totino’s pizza with extra cheese.
We watched a movie.
I was happy.
Reblog if you’ve ever watched a tv show or movie because of one specific actor in it.
im in one of those periods in my life where i cant focus on anything i cant finish an assignment i cant listen to one song for more than 5 seconds i cant sit through a tv show episode i cant finish a book i cant write a story
all i can do is stare blankly at the wall and wish i had something to do but everything i could do or want to do is just supremely unsatisfying
"I can still taste you on my lips."
can we PLEASE spread this around tumblr!? the medical field is so fucked up!
My mom needs to see this
Perks of dating me:
• I’ve got more wit
• a better kiss
• a hotter touch
• a better fuck
MY PARENTS LEFT ME HOME ALONE FOR THE WEEK EVERYONE COME OVER FOR A HUGE PARTY
update: it’s been 5 minutes and i’m walking around my house just in my underwear and moon shoes, party is getting pretty wild
my teacher in class the other day said “Make sure you don’t do things on the internet you might regret, because they will most likely affect your future badly” then my good friend just looked at me and whispered really quietly “Moon shoes…”
Dean: “Where’s my angel?” Cas: “I’m coming Deeeeean….”
I’m so done with this planet
she saved two lives and all they care about is her nipple.
this is sexism, my friends.
This is just fucking ridiculous! I’m sure the last thing she gave a shit about was her nipple coming out while she was SAVING HER CHILD AND THEIR NANNY!
Vacation Log 1
Got them to turn the music fade to the back seat of the van.
-Can’t hear them familying
-they aren’t bothering me
-I have to shout every thing
We are off to a good start.
im poor ill try it
ooohhh i have to try this
I was like: WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS. And then I realized pizza rolls.